I prided myself on getting good grades but I also hated it.Ezra Koenig (via ezramichaelkoenig)
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which character you’d be from the Sherlock series.
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What.

I was innocently sending myself an e-mail as a reminder to buy a birthday card when this mysterious auto-fill happened. How? And more importantly: why?
I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Omg
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I think about this song like, three times a week.
When he flips the pizza over, that’s real sad.
I love music video acting.
When someone asks if you have a good assortment for funerals, say, “Jesus what do you think? I’m a florist for God’s sake. If people stopped dying I’d be out of business.” Then stop snipping stems, take a breath, and say, “Sorry. You’re bereaved, and I should watch my tongue. I just go overboard…

